星期日, 7月 30, 2017

男士風度

為什麼我對 #九龍華仁 的出品情有獨鍾?因為他們都聰明機智,而且情操高尚,有風度,保護女子。


在 WeWork 打乒乓波。蕭公子開波姿勢好架勢,我是不懂得打乒乓波一因為手掌大小一是以迎戰得很用力。


工作了多個小時我肚餓了,臨別揪波,我們重返乒乓球桌。蕭公子示意我站在沙發那一邊,而他則君臨天下,站在玻璃窗前。


「點解呀?」我之前站窗前。


「你打曬出界,我執波執到呢,我企窗前個波可彈範圍比較 restricted ⋯⋯」像法官裁定案件一樣,鐡青口面。


我不作聲。


「好啦好啦,我企沙發果邊我執波囉。」


最後還是鍚住我。


晚餐後又要 walk me home。我婉轉地說:「今天這麼熱,你都係快啲返 Landmark 罷,我一個人回家 no problem 。」


和他相處還有一個特點,每次吃飯吃到尾聲,桌子上各菜盤上一定留著最後一件、最後一囗,大家客氣地禮讓。


相敬如賓。

星期一, 7月 17, 2017

Illustrations Bon Bon


#illustrationbonbon
Raymond talked about my so-called talent. Yup i write poems I dance I sing I act in the camera or on a stage I draw I write a playwright I direct a video I designed my own dresses in my early years of work I style people and I cook. 


Nevertheless I am not at the very best of any of such as I never receive any corresponding training in a strictly professional manner. Coz I am lazy coz I haven't met my master (impeccable while determined arrogance). 



One of the many merits of his is he is always encouraging me regardless how crazy and off-track the ideas being. And he casts support in kind and in mind. He's the man. Absolutely.



And it's the second time he spoke about my illustrations. He is not artistic at all but he embraces the artist facet of mine, alongside my many other vivid characteristics and contradicting traits. 



Once again, he suggested me to put my illustrations on market while making them all in one single style on one single topic first for not to get the audience confused.



Whenever whatsoever he says anything twice, I will work it out and put the thing into practice and I execute. 



This piece is nearly done. I decided to push this style of illustrations to go being sold online. USD xxx each A3 piece including speed delivery via Airmail. 



13.14% of each sales will be donated to Mother's Choice of Hong Kong because to choose a go on giving birth to a little baby on the young mother's own accord is a matter of 1314, 一生一世, one time and forever.



Mother’s Choice is a local Hong Kong charity serving the many children without families and pregnant teenagers in Hong Kong.



Mother's Choice is joining hands with the community to give hope and change the life stories of vulnerable girls and babies. The vision of Mother's Choice is to see every child in a loving family.



This particular topic and style of illustrations also clicks on my Bloody Barbee initiative. It can be bloodily bloody hell if something goes wrong on a girl, a woman, a female being. Not to mention the bloodily bloody blood of the period. Period itself is a period, all in all. Period (即係「完」。)



Sometimes it's an unbearable weight of being. More oftenly as a ripe female being like me, the solid bloody hell is those moments which are unbearably light.



My resourceful young assistant said she felt amazing when she saw how I took and got flowing with the many surprises of work and life. 



Dear o dear, it shan't be somewhat amazing, it's light. It's the weightless-ness. It's bygone is bygone. It's about unloading the past baggages upfront and moving onwards in full swing in swift.



A female body can be as heavy as rock stones yet as light as the snowflakes. Or you can say as heavy as an iceberg yet as light as dust. It depends. It subjects. It matters.


🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰




Sonia 2017 Early Summer, Hong Kong


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星期日, 7月 16, 2017

我是清白的。

 


我沒有隱瞞的習慣,兼且現在是皇上奴婢的關係,奴婢自然得有(沒有)罪得招。


Let's recap in Cantonese.



皇:「我出巡的時候,你有沒有做了什麼錯事?」

蘇小小:「(跪下)回稟大皇,奴婢被慈母們捉我小女子 Jaywalking。)


皇:「咩Jaywalking?」

蘇小小:「(心諗果然係商業 practice 翹楚)回稟大皇,Jaywalking 是刑事罪行,即不依交通燈號橫過馬路。」



皇:「咁你有冇吖?」

蘇小小:「(淚)回稟大皇,大皇亦知道奴婢重感冒連聲音也啞了。事發當天奴婢一夜沒睡精神委靡,隨便穿件 tube top 打算散步一會,累了便回家補眠。事發時奴婢見燈是綠色的才過馬路,誰知過了馬路抵達彼岸即有墨鏡慈母截止奴婢,指著燈說現在是紅燈我要檢控你…


        慈母:「身份證!地址!」

        草民:「(嬌弱地)身份證俾你,地址我唔記得門牌 number 我新搬屋同埋感冒緊依家好曬我頭好暈。」

        慈母:「冇地址你要跟我返差館。」

        草民:「(見慣世面)好啊我都想錄口供啊我過的時候是綠燈如果你在我過馬路時指出其時已經是紅燈我冇野講但你係向我過完馬路先指個燈係紅色係咪有可能有 time lag先喎慈母咁係咪有 doubt 先有 doubt 我係咪有 benefits of doubt 先⋯


(下刪了二小時與慈母共度母親節的情境。)


皇:「😡」

蘇小小:「咩啫。」


皇:「😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡」

蘇小小:「咩喎。」


皇:「咁如果收到 prosecution 你 convict 定上庭 😡😡😡😡😡」

蘇小小:「我覺得慈母咁愛我,咁***(不能寫出來);又如果收到檢控,我照寫問係咪有 benefits of doubt 囉。」


皇:「🙄」

蘇小小:「做咩喎如果我有個 litigation 既男朋友呢⋯⋯」

皇:「呢如果你有個 litigation 既男朋友呢⋯⋯佢會煩Q死,佢會收你 Annual Retainer 囉 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 」

蘇小小:「🐰。皇上,咱們還是不要討論假設的事情啦。(顧左右而言他)皇上請沐浴,奴婢已經凖備妥當⋯⋯」


🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


是以,呢單慈母野,我係會(要)自己處理的。


做咩當年唔入法學院呢?(皇:「你白痴囉走去讀 BBA😡😡😡😡😡😡」)

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